Completion of the new New Bayswater POST's General Post Office
Sun, 20 Nov 2022 14:54:00 0800
New Bayswater has opened a General Post Office, the new home of New Bayswater POST and its postal service. A much needed utility for the citizens of the Commonwealth Of New Bayswater. And, since that storm a while back, the residents of Australia residing in and around the 6101 postcode may find the need to take a short trip to New Bayswater in order to satiate their postal desires.
New Bayswater POST is also commencing a trial program to combat the severe lack of artistic talent in the nations citizenry. The Commonwealth will be shipping sorely needed professional artists from nearby Australia in to the country on their brand new, and optimistically named, Temporary Skill Shortage visa (subclass 482). Australian artists will be granted a one month working visa and modest stipend to produce a set of limited edition postcards. Tourists visiting New Bayswater will thus be able to send messages to acquaintances back home, generating work for the postal industry, the backbone of New Bayswater’s fragile economy.
The post office will be open the following Sunday’s from 12-5pm:
08/01/2023
05/02/2023
12/03/2023
09/04/2023
07/05/2023
For more information about New Bayswater POST, please visit it’s online home on the web post.newbayswater.com
The New Bayswater postal service has been made possible with much needed foreign aid from the Western Australian Government’s Department of Local Government, Sport and Cultural Industries.
New Bayswater POST
Sun, 20 Oct 2022 14:34:31 0800
Construction has begun on the New Bayswater POST General Post Office. Citizens eagerly await the completion of this new civic building and crucial public utility. The Department of Public Works is said to be on track and doing a reasonable job.
Important public service announcement for foreign nationals
Wed, 17 Nov 2021 13:09:20 0800
The contingent visa will be available at the border this weekend.
CIOMA calls for submissions
Thu, 11 Nov 2021 06:14:39 0800
The Contemporary Institute of Modern Art in the heart of downtown New Bayswater is calling on international artists to submit works for it's upcoming Salon exhibition. The institute, famously smeared across space/time, seems unconcerned by the fact that the exhibition is only partially hung, stating that time is an illusion, and when you have come from the future and gone back, you realise that time is an illusion and all events exist in the universe simultaneously, so get off our back man.
Artists interested in submitting work should probably just bring it in some time and stick it on the wall. Works should fit within the 400mm x 900mm spaces within the gallery.
Hype surrounds the New Bayswater Food Distribution Centre
Thu, 11 Nov 2021 06:05:04 0800
Locals excited to indulge in what is set to be New Bayswater's finest/only food distribution centre.
New Bayswater's downtown development manifesting, Department of Public Works officials relieved/giddy/working hard to complete on time
Sat, 17 Oct 2021 05:58:48 0800
As downtown New Bayswater rises up, citizens rejoice as their new and fleeting home resolves, it's borders hardening, soft outer layer becoming rigid exoskeleton.
Inverted Museum of History underway
Wed, 14 Oct 2021 05:48:13 0800
Work has begun on the jewell and the crown of New Bayswater's cultural precinct.
Department of Public Workers issue statement that employees enjoy the location, and are having quite a nice time.
Department of Public Works increases currency production
Thu, 11 Oct 2021 05:43:49 0800
Some worry increased money production may result in rampant inflation, others simply enjoy the repetitive process of producing coins.
No one in the Commonwealth fully understands how the minting of real coins will affect the fake economy of a tiny nation hovering on the edge of unreality.
Embassy / department of public works complete, fully operational
Thu, 28 Sep 2021 06:11:31 0800
The new home of the embassy of the Commonwealth of New Bayswater, and the New Bayswater Department of Public Works has been completed on time and budget. Though they had neither a timeline or a budget, this is actually not a very impressive achievement.
I wonder how the Department of a Public Works can build itself? It's like the snake, but regurgitating instead of eating itself.
Embassy close to completion
Wed, 14 Oct 2021 08:25:29 0800
The embassy of the Commonwealth of New Bayswater is close to completion. Officials are very pleased, construction has gone off with few hitches.
Embassy under construction
Wed, 8 Aug 2021 06:58:36 0800
Construction has begun on the embassy of the commonwealth of new Bayswater. It is located in Fremantle, and is being built by the new Bayswater department of public works.
Estimated to cost in the ten's of dollars, some tax payers are concerned about ballooning budgets and the commonwealths reliance on foreign debt.
Officials say "It will probably come in on time and budget, so don't worry about it. Besides, we got a pretty good deal on the financing or something."
